Pokemon Is My Getaway:)

first day of school: 30 pencils, 64 crayons, 20 pens, 12 rulers, 10 notebooks.

end of school year: 1 pencil you found in the hallway.

80 years from now;

Me: //falls//
Granddaughter: GRANDMA ARE YOU OKAY?
Me: //laughs// HELP I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP
Granddaughter: Grandma this isn't the time for your old 2000 jokes!
Me: WATCH OUT WE GOT A BADASS OVER HERE
Granddaughter: GRANDMA!
Me: YOLO

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